How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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