Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
The beers last night were like the tears from god
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
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