i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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