we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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