What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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