Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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