i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
how drunk are you?
Several
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
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