i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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