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Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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