Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
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