never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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