I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
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