Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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