Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
Randomize
