sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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