this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
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