I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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