I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
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