we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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