so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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