you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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