what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
I'm too high and old for this...
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
