Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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