Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
I think your dad took our porno
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
