Jerry, you need to find god
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Randomize
