oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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