Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I am available for nakedness
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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