I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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