But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
someone get that fucking seahorse.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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