This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
Randomize
