he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
These tits shall not be calmed
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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