no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
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