and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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