I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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