In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
