yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
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