Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Text me some of your sweat
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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