Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
im calling her cock vulture from now on
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Randomize
