your room smells of hookers.
And success
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
