I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Randomize
