Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
