Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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