Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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