If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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