it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
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