I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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