He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
You left your phone here
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