I'd wear matching sweaters with you
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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