U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Everyone says I win the strip club
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
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