So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Randomize
