but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
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