Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
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