You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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